What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:32

No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Still no good.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read