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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

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Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

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Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Next, they tried...

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So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

Still no good.

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read